Office by Alex Penny
Hi my name is Matt. I am 22 and a proud gay man. I am also a nerd, if you can tell! :) hahaha
I live in fort collins, co.
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#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
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Just gonna leave this here
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